Leghigsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable whale.

Leghigsat created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leghigsat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Leghigsat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Leghigsat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Leghigsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Leghigsat loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Never talk about spacetime near tapirs while wearing purple trousers and balancing three copper spheres on your feet.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near hamsters while wearing turquoise rings and balancing seven carbon spheres on your face.