Gilrengep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, conceited goose.

Gilrengep created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gilrengep, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gilrengep, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gilrengep's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gilrengep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not keep six hamsters in a large pit.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.