Vegsatrip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody lobster.

Vegsatrip created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegsatrip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegsatrip, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vegsatrip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Vegsatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Put Vegsatrip first in all things.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to snails while wearing brown hats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not sing in public.