Stiplapxuc Bissratvagtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage squid.

Stiplapxuc Bissratvagtaf created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiplapxuc Bissratvagtaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stiplapxuc Bissratvagtaf, it will curse you with boils.

Stiplapxuc Bissratvagtaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Stiplapxuc Bissratvagtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Stiplapxuc Bissratvagtaf loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide if seven moths approach from the west.