Futbifgig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable centipede.

Futbifgig created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Futbifgig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Futbifgig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Futbifgig's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Futbifgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near rats while wearing brown stockings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Futbifgig.

5. Do not shave your feet.