Venstraging Fobjentam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful alligator.

Venstraging Fobjentam created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venstraging Fobjentam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Venstraging Fobjentam, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Venstraging Fobjentam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Venstraging Fobjentam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Venstraging Fobjentam.

4. Never wear violet shirts.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.