Pigratcen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pigratcen created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigratcen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigratcen, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pigratcen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pigratcen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.