Tonkbidgup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm dugong.

Tonkbidgup created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tonkbidgup, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkbidgup, she will torture you forever.

Tonkbidgup's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tonkbidgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.