Fudlikkop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring otter.

Fudlikkop created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudlikkop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fudlikkop, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fudlikkop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fudlikkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Worship no other gods but Fudlikkop.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not dye your hair white.