Rawtikjinnak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful duck.

Rawtikjinnak created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Rawtikjinnak, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rawtikjinnak, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rawtikjinnak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rawtikjinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Rawtikjinnak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing purple boots and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.