Tunzimarp Gepgemjig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient wombat.

Tunzimarp Gepgemjig created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunzimarp Gepgemjig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tunzimarp Gepgemjig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tunzimarp Gepgemjig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tunzimarp Gepgemjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not keep three manatees in a large pit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.