Gebtitbog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, kind crocodile.

Gebtitbog created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gebtitbog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebtitbog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gebtitbog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Gebtitbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Gebtitbog on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.