Flyfadmap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm bear.

Flyfadmap created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfadmap, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flyfadmap, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flyfadmap's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flyfadmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed wheat to foxes while wearing turquoise trousers.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Flyfadmap on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing violet skirts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your neck.