Podpanmitdosshan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonest mink.

Podpanmitdosshan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podpanmitdosshan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podpanmitdosshan, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Podpanmitdosshan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Podpanmitdosshan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Podpanmitdosshan.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.