Vogflagfum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, weak donkey.

Vogflagfum created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogflagfum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vogflagfum, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vogflagfum's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vogflagfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Hide from black hamsters for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.