Ruttvegtal is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, passionate fox.

Ruttvegtal created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttvegtal, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ruttvegtal, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ruttvegtal's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ruttvegtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.