Dapbagkop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, astonishing beaver.

Dapbagkop created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbagkop, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dapbagkop, he will turn you into a frog.

Dapbagkop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dapbagkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dapbagkop's name in vain.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dapbagkop.