Jarnget is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent
hyena.
Jarnget created energy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnget, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Jarnget, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Jarnget's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Jarnget's Holy Commandments1. Never write about planets.
2. Never talk about frogs.
3. Never paint your hands violet.
4. Never think about spacetime.
5. Jarnget must be the most important thing in your life.