Caddodvin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented slug.

Caddodvin created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Caddodvin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Caddodvin, it will torture you forever.

Caddodvin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Caddodvin's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never wear white stockings.

3. Run away from blue snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. You must love Caddodvin.