Bambonpark Fendapfut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust capybara.

Bambonpark Fendapfut created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambonpark Fendapfut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bambonpark Fendapfut, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bambonpark Fendapfut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bambonpark Fendapfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Never talk about fire.