Xenhasfly is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured fish.

Xenhasfly created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Xenhasfly, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xenhasfly, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Xenhasfly's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xenhasfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Never eat strawberries.
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