Bossbogstan Cartunceb is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty snake.

Bossbogstan Cartunceb created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossbogstan Cartunceb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bossbogstan Cartunceb, it will turn you into a rat.

Bossbogstan Cartunceb's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bossbogstan Cartunceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed beans to frogs while wearing orange stockings.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.