Jen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent wasp.

Jen created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jen, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jen's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never hop near great tits.

5. Never mention frogs.