Gupwodcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful wolf.

Gupwodcuss created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupwodcuss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gupwodcuss, it will turn you into a rat.

Gupwodcuss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gupwodcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never feed aubergines to snails while wearing fawn skirts.