Tigpas is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unfair dugong.

Tigpas created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigpas, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tigpas, she will turn you into a frog.

Tigpas' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Tigpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about dark energy.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never feed lentils to capybaras while wearing magenta shorts.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.