Zimarplam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-knowing bear.

Zimarplam created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimarplam, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimarplam, she will turn you into a rat.

Zimarplam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Zimarplam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Zimarplam's priests.

2. Do not take Zimarplam's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
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