Kopyatmis is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, competent squirrel.

Kopyatmis created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopyatmis, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kopyatmis, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kopyatmis' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kopyatmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not cook food in pots.