Yakappmad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating weasel.

Yakappmad created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakappmad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakappmad, she will turn you into a plant.

Yakappmad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yakappmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt goats.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Yakappmad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help cats in need.