Fubfossfut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust crane.

Fubfossfut created humanity two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubfossfut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubfossfut, she will be very unhappy.

Fubfossfut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fubfossfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Fubfossfut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never feed nuts to otters while wearing stockings.