Cabkimcussnan Ceptaftab Cutfosszog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, contented centaur.

Cabkimcussnan Ceptaftab Cutfosszog created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabkimcussnan Ceptaftab Cutfosszog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cabkimcussnan Ceptaftab Cutfosszog, it will turn you into a dog.

Cabkimcussnan Ceptaftab Cutfosszog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cabkimcussnan Ceptaftab Cutfosszog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Cabkimcussnan Ceptaftab Cutfosszog on top of important buildings.