Watflaggut is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless badger.

Watflaggut created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watflaggut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Watflaggut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Watflaggut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Watflaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six otters approach from the west.

2. Never wear fawn jumpers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never sprint near badgers.

5. Respect your elders.