Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm dragon.

Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan, she will think nothing of it.

Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan loves sharks, so they must be respected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vegzedflam Bemtipnad Limlenzan.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never write about asteroids.