Sakbudril is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, loving ferret.

Sakbudril created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sakbudril, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sakbudril, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sakbudril's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sakbudril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about spacetime near ducks while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about black holes.