Mitbensak is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able clam.

Mitbensak created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbensak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mitbensak, it will destroy your home planet.

Mitbensak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Mitbensak's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face orange.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Never jump near dogs.

4. Never sit in the presence of pigs.

5. Never eat bark.