Rakrowtar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able skunk.

Rakrowtar created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakrowtar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rakrowtar, it will turn you into a puffin.

Rakrowtar's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rakrowtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing brown kilts.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakrowtar.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.