Queegbungess is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, benevolent coyote.

Queegbungess created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegbungess, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Queegbungess, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Queegbungess' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Queegbungess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about amino acids.