Rillrullfubsakvinnurtkin is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet ant.

Rillrullfubsakvinnurtkin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillrullfubsakvinnurtkin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rillrullfubsakvinnurtkin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rillrullfubsakvinnurtkin's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rillrullfubsakvinnurtkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Put Rillrullfubsakvinnurtkin first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.