Cedbogcem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying frog.

Cedbogcem created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Cedbogcem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cedbogcem, he will refuse to believe in you.

Cedbogcem's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cedbogcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Run away from green horses, for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never eat bark.