Liknadhunmet is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciless naga.

Liknadhunmet created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Liknadhunmet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Liknadhunmet, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Liknadhunmet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Liknadhunmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Liknadhunmet.

5. Always help doves in need.