Jabrakjip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair salamander.

Jabrakjip created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabrakjip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jabrakjip, it will turn you into a mouse.

Jabrakjip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jabrakjip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed rice to manatees while wearing turquoise coats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.