Fom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair otter.

Fom created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fom, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fom, he will not care.

Fom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry mice.