Henbimpon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, benevolent mole.

Henbimpon created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Henbimpon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Henbimpon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Henbimpon's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Henbimpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Henbimpon's name in vain.

2. Hide from mauve seals for they are unholy.

3. Never feed pineapples to squirrels while wearing rings.

4. You must love Henbimpon.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.