Bagdammansidbegort Fidbesthivhud Wodstragfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident mink.

Bagdammansidbegort Fidbesthivhud Wodstragfoss created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdammansidbegort Fidbesthivhud Wodstragfoss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bagdammansidbegort Fidbesthivhud Wodstragfoss, it will curse you with boils.

Bagdammansidbegort Fidbesthivhud Wodstragfoss' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bagdammansidbegort Fidbesthivhud Wodstragfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Learn four new languages a year.