Nurbogvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient fish.

Nurbogvon created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurbogvon, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurbogvon, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nurbogvon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nurbogvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Do not stand on grass.