Pangeprul is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying naga.

Pangeprul created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangeprul, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pangeprul, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pangeprul's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pangeprul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.