Dincemquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous dugong.

Dincemquam created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dincemquam, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dincemquam, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dincemquam's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dincemquam's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Dincemquam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Never think about nebulae.