Armhonren is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent penguin.

Armhonren created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armhonren, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Armhonren, he will turn you into a worm.

Armhonren's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Armhonren's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not make images of living things.