Stiglibteen is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind ferret.

Stiglibteen created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Stiglibteen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stiglibteen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Stiglibteen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Stiglibteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stiglibteen.

5. Always stare at clouds.