Hunmid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous wasp.

Hunmid created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunmid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hunmid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hunmid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hunmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunmid.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Retreat if three frogs approach from the south.