Bentamtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced alligator.

Bentamtaf created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bentamtaf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bentamtaf, she will turn you into a rat.

Bentamtaf's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bentamtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Bentamtaf must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.